  | 01. It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game."Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard" | 15 G
Checkpoint |
 | 02. Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!" | 5 G
Event |
 | 03. Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." | 10 G
Checkpoint |
 | 04. Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" | 10 G
Event |
 | 05. Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." | 25 G
Event |
 | 06. Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." | 30 G
Event |
 | 07. Headache
Score 20 headshots.Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." | 10 G
Event |
 | 08. Migraine
Score 50 headshots.Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" | 20 G
Event |
 | 09. Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." | 30 G
Event |
 | 10. Better than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" | 25 G
Event |
 | 11. Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you." | 10 G
Event |
 | 12. Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!" | 10 G
Event |
 | 13. Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" | 10 G
Event |
 | 14. Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." | 10 G
Event |
 | 15. Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the sniper rifle.Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." | 10 G
Event |
 | 16. Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." | 15 G
Event |
 | 17. Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." | 10 G
Event |
 | 18. Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" | 5 G
Event |
 | 19. Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." | 20 G
Event |
 | 20. Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" | 20 G
Event |
 | 21. Boom.
Blow up 50 explosive objects.Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" | 20 G
Event |
 | 22. No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind." | 10 G
Event |
 | 23. Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." | 20 G
Event |
 | 24. Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!" | 20 G
Event |
 | 25. Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." | 40 G
Event |
 | 26. Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" | 10 G
Completion |
 | 27. Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" | 20 G
Completion |
 | 28. Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?" | 40 G
Completion |
 | 29. Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW....""What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...." | 30 G
Completion [SECRET] |
 | 30. ...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?" | 60 G
Event |
 | 31. Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" | 20 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 32. Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." | 10 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 33. Head Cheese
Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more."Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more." | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 34. Meat Your Maker
Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day."Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day." | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 35. Draw
Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 36. Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." | 5 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 37. Dances with Guns
Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 38. Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." | 20 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 39. Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." | 20 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 40. Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" | 20 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 41. Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" | 10 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 42. Pure Energy
Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 43. Well, I Heard them Scream
Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore."Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore." | 10 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 44. Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." | 40 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 45. Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." | 20 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 46. Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement.""What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement." | 10 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 47. Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!"Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!" | 30 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 48. Observe the Grenade
Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!"Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!" | 15 G
Event [SECRET] |
 | 49. Beat the Snot out of Wellesley
Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..."Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..." | 50 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
 | 50. Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" | 100 G
Checkpoint [SECRET] |
